2005-02-02 - 9:46 a.m.

i think the best thing ever is when i get to knock around my water dish. that thing sasses me constantly, what with it not being full sometimes and my face fitting in it perfectly. so i teach it a lesson. i bat the thing around till all its water spills onto the carpet. it's kind of confusing though, my paws get wet and then i have to shake them off. what doin water bowl? max replaced it with one that lydia made for me and that one is blue and pretty and it has my name in it. maybe i'll be nicer to this one.

trent has been hiding lately, i think he's in the corner. i've moved on for the past few days to my surrogate girlfriend, orange gatorade ring. she's beautiful.

this crazy black and red monster moved into the closet. it makes a bunch of noise and has a long cord attached to it. max calls it a vacuum but i call it lucifer. seriously? that thing scares the crap out of me.

i'm just a little grey sausage.

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