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2005-02-05 - 10:25 a.m. alright, here's the scoop. i'm grey and adorable. someone should pet me cause i'm sooooo precious. i've decided to more effectively hunt flies i should understand their psyche better. therefore, i have taken to sitting on the tallest item in the house. when we were moving in i clawed my way to the top of the upright mattress. that was about 7 feet high. it was pretty sweet, but i knew i could do better. now i slip and slide my way to above the fridge and the surrounding cabinets. i've achieved 8 1/2 feet! bow before my nimbly pimbliness. i'm really dumb sometimes and last night was a total doozy. on friday and saturday nights our streets are filled with frat boy idiots and wannabe mexican gangsters. you'd think the streets were made of meow mix. so max was curious about something and opened one of our large windows to look out. even though i was in the other room i totally heard this and darted in like the biggest moron ever. i jumped from the floor onto the open window sill and he had to grab me because i was almost out the damn thing. we live on the 6th floor and i totally would have flown but max clipped my wings. i don't think the window will ever be open again. this is all trent's fault. shifty mother.
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